With the BBQ season starting in earnest, just a few short months away, we have put together a list of the most humorous and popular BBQ gadgets for 2010. Remember that while some these fine additions to your inventory of BBQ utensils will not neccessarily improve the quality of your food, you will have a great time at the grill.
Let's begin the countdown of 2010's top BBQ gadgets, starting with ..
Firewire BBQ Skewers
If you like nothing better than barbequed kebab in the sunshine then the Fire Wire BBQ Skewers are just the tools for you. These ingenious skewers make grilling meat easier than ever on even the smallest barbeque. Because they're cables (and particularlybendy) you can drape them over the grill any way you want, saving plenty of room for bigger things like steak and sausages.
For the truly technically talented, these Firewire skewers are NOT compatible with any currently available PC form factor.
The Firewire skewers won't burn endlessly like wooden skewers, and to boot, they are durable, fun to use, and will last a great deal longer than their wooden counterparts.
So grab yourself some BBQ Firewire Skewers and cook yourself some great tasting kebabs in the best way possible.
Check out the impressive video clip of them in use below.
The Condiment BBQ Gun
Dirty Harry once said, "Do you feel lucky, punk?".
Well your hot dog rolls and burgers certainly will once they have been given a large calibre shot from the BBQ Condiment Gun.
Equip the gun with either the red or yellow bullets (containers for your favorite BBQ sauce), and take careful aim at your tasty target, and slowly squeeze the trigger.
Your rolls and meats will be gunned down with a relentless stream of sauce, much to the delight of your guests.
The best news is that you don't need a license to carry one, though some people may question it if you decide to carry it outdoors loaded with Tony Roma's. The choice is yours. Grab your sauce-shootin' BBQ condiment gun fast padré.
"Do You Smell Something Burning?" BBQ Apron
Every BBQ chef needs a little help from others from time to time, and this time around you can save yourself the trouble of having to ask people whether the beef brisket has turned into an ice-cube sized chunk of carbon.
Strong contrasting colors set off this BBQ masterpiece it is emblazoned with the undeniably helpful instruction "Do You Smell Something Burning?".
Now you can take your mind off of that worry, and get on with the serious stuff.
Time to get your BBQ apron on, and get cooking!
The BBQ Sword
It is often quoted that the pen is mightier than the sword. It doesn't apply in this case, infact, the question actually should be, "Is The Sausage mightier than the Sword?"
Every meat musketeer needs one of these finely balanced swords, each one of which has been lovingly made to complement every grill chefs arsenal of BBQ utensils.
This perfect pork prodder will aid you in ways that you haven't yet imagined, and guests will watch in awe as you slice through the air with the grace of Dartagnan.
So firmly grip your BBQ sword, your sausages and your sauce, and make each BBQ an adventure to remember (or forget!).
Remote Control Beverage Buggy
When walking to your guests is simply a journey too far, let the beverages make their own way by your own command.
By using the radio controller, you can effortlessly guide your desired drinks to their destination with a minimum of fuss and spillage.
With gas prices on the rise, your mind can be put at rest by knowing that the running costs of this vehicle is remarkably inexpensive, requiring the use of a few small batteries.
This is surely a very small price to pay for driving your beer (and guests perhaps), to geographic distraction.
As with the BBQ Condiment gun, the remote control beverage buggy requires no license, though it may require some modification if you intend to drive it on the road.
Strap yourself in and take your remote control beverage buggy for a test drive.
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